i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
How does one acquire holy water?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize