If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My vagina is officially offended.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize