This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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