I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?