just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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