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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same

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• (512): View more from Texas

  that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?

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  Fuck you, my tits are fabulous

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.

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