Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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