PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
