Sry I called you an 8
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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