I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
