For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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