Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize