you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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