Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword