im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!