It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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