Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm passing your future prison.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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