seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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