the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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