Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wish you could order shots online.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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