So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Randomize
