I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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