Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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