Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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