I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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