she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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