OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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