So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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