He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I need a beard to bite.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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