we're blogging at a bar
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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