Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
it's like heaven, but drunker
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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