Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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