So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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