Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
