I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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