do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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