i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
where are my eyebrows?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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