I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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