I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
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