How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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