I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.