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• (912): View more from Georgia

  then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.

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• (310): View more from California

  This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs

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  My work here is done

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?

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  So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.

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  You are an idiot.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep

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