Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.