no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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