you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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