Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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