It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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