her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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