You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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