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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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