We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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