R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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