Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
nut hugger
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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