16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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