Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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