Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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