he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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