So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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