i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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cat food counts as protein by the way
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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